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happy birthday funny wishesFunny Birthday Wishes 2016 : What are other ways to say your happy birthday to someone? Send them funny birthday wishes! Who says they can’t be as special as the usual greetings? They are more creative and indeed unique and everyone who would see and hear these funny birthday wishes will sure have good vibes. For the person who is celebrating his or her birthday, they would find these funny birthday wishes more enjoyable. The good thing about these funny birthday wishes is they are not typical, they are not too serious but then the sincerity is there.

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Especially if the people whom celebrating their birthdays are humorous in nature they would sure love that kind of surprise. If they are the people whom you appreciate and made your life indeed happier and more colorful, then they are the people who are perfect to receive these funny birthday wishes. Life is too short for us just to stick with traditional and dramatic long speeches during birthday occasions. It’s time to give every parties color, excitement and life. Not only that your message will be remarkable to the celebrant but also the effort that you exerted in making such an incredible surprise; and that’s what’s more important.

Most Funny Birthday Wishes 2016

    • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

    • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!funny birthday wishes

    • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

    • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

    • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

    • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

    • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

    • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

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    • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

    • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

    • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

    • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!

    • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

    • So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

    • Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

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    • It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

    • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

    • The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.funny birthday wishes

    • Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

    • See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

    • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

    • I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

    • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

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    • The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

    • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

    • Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

    • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.funny birthday wishes

    • Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

    • It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

    • Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

    • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

    • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

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    • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!

    • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

    • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

    • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.

    • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!

    • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!

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    • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

    • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.

    • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.funny birthday wishes

    • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane

    • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

    • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.

    • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!

    • I picked out your coffin on the way here.

    • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!

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    • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!

    • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!

    • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday

    • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.

    • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.funny birthday wishes

    • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.

    • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.

    • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!

    • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.

    • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!

    • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!

    • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!

    • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.

    • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.

    • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.

    • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.

    • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.

    • You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

    • Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.funny birthday wishes

    • The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

    • Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

    • You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

    • You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

    • The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

    • Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

    • You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

    • You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

    • Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

    • I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

    • It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.funny birthday wishes

    • You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

    • Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

    • Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

    • Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

    • One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

    • It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

    • You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

    • No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

    • Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

    • The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

    • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

    • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!

    • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!funny birthday wishes

    • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

    • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

    • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

    • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.

    • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

    • Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. True that!

    • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

    • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?

    • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

    • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

      • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

      • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.funny birthday wishes

      • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

      • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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      • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

      • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

      • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

      • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

      • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!

      • You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

      • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.

      • How about I just give you cash and we call it even?

      • I just rewrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.

      • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!

      • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.funny birthday wishes

      • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!

      • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.

      • Your age should be in the Book od Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.

      • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

      • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

      • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

      • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

      • Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

      • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

      • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’

      • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

      • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.funny birthday messages

      • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

      • May you live to be old and toothless.

      • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

      • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

      • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

      • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.

      • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.

      • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

      • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

      • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

      • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!

      • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

      • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!

      • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.funny birthday messages

      • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

      • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.

      • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

      • So many candles…so little cake.

      • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

      • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”

      • Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?

      • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

      • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

      • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.

      • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.funny happy birthday wishes

      • Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

      • It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

      • It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

      • Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

      • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

      • You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

      • Grow more older and become toothless soon.

      • Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

      • I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

      • On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

      • As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.funny happy birthday wishes

      • Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

      • Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

      • Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

      • People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

      • The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

      • I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

      • You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

      • You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

      • There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

      • Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

      • Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

      • With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

      • No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

      • People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.happy birthday funny wishes

      • Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

      • Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

      • Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

      • You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

      • You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

      • It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.

      • More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

      • Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

      • You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

      • There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.

      • No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.

      • You don’t look as old as your age.

      • At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.

      • The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.funny birthday wish

      • I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.

      • Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

      • If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

      • It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.

      • You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.

      • You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.

      • Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.

      • If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.

      • I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

      • It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

      • It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.funny birthday wish

      • I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

      • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

      • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

      • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

      • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

      • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

      • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

      • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?

      • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

      • Like good wine, you get better with the years.

      • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

      • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

      • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

      • You are as old as you look.funny happy birthday wishes

      • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.

      • You are only as old as you act.

      • You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

      • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!

      • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

      • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

      • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

      • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!

      • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

    • I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

    • One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

    • You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.funny happy birthday wishes

    • So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

    • People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

    • I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.

    • A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

    • You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

    • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

    • Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.

    • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

    • Another year, another new place that aches.

    • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

    • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

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