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Nobody likes to be constantly preached to. And too many motivational quotes at some point will start to sound like preaching. This is the reason why it is important to blend other motivational quotes with funny motivational quotes. The humor is there for a reason. Something funny will always draw closer attention. Funny motivational quotes also come in handy when the quote is lengthy. Comic relief will make it interesting to read and therefore the point will be driven home. Another advantage of funny motivational quotes is that they will be quickly shared among the readers through social media platforms..

Funny Motivational Quotes

Here 50+ Very Funny Motivational Quotes : Don’t Miss are…

  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright

  • Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire

  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. – Napoleon Hill

  • Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

  • Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer

  • Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. – Langston Coleman

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler

  • Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

  • By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry

  • A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. – Unknown

  • Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers

  • When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw

  • When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson

  • There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. – Bill Watterson

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

  • Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke

  • If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer

  • Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. – Martina Navratilova

  • A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. – Unknown

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is! – Jeffrey Gitomer

  • Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Eddison

  • I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch

  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese

  • If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. – Donald Trump

funny uplifting quotes
funny uplifting quotes
  • Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. – Isaac Asimov

  • Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. – Unknown

  • I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. – Louis C.K.

funny uplifting quotes
funny uplifting quotes
  • Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. – Unknown

  • When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris

  • I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

  • If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama

  • “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

motivational funny quotes
motivational funny quotes
  • Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote

  • People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

  • “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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